When you hide things from your wife

Husband: call ambulance fast  I am feeling severe pain in heart.

Wife:(took his mobile)quick tell me your password.
Husband:it's okay,I am feeling better now.

Spectacles matter

Doctor: what is your weight?
Patient:with spectacles 75 kgs
Doctor:And without spectacles ?
Patient:That I can't see.

Why girls never confess their love for a boy?

Question:why girls never confess their love for a boy?
Answer:"so that when they break-up they can say that you were behind me, I wasn't"

Learn how to save your dad's money

Son:dad there's a good news.
Dad:what?
Son:you remember that you had said that,if I pass my exams you will give me 5000 rupees.
Dad:hmmmm
Son:congrats! I saved your 5000 rupees
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The App that every husband need

After a huge demand from husbands a software company  launches a new app called "fear".
The main feature in it is when you just say "wife" and it immediately closes all websites,hides all chats,and deletes chat history.
And best above all is it put your wife's photograph as a wallpaper......

Secret of successful marriage

A successful marriage is based on give and take where,
Husband gives money,gifts,and dresses and wife takes it
And in reply wife gives advice,lectures and tension and husband takes it..........

Universal truth

If a boy opens the door of his car for his girlfriend
Then...
Either the girlfriend is new or the 'car'

Newton's Fourth Law

"Love can neither be created.nor be destroyed.only it can be transferred from 1 girlfriend to another girlfriend,with some loss of money"

When you meet the person

Soul 1:how did you die?
Soul 2:due to cold and you?
Soul 1:I doubted my wife with a man and searched my house found none so I felt guilty and suicides
Soul 2: ha ha ha I was in fridge  

Good and great lawyer

Question: what is different between good and great lawyer
Answer: A good lawyer knows law and a great lawyer knows the judge

Beautiful sentence in the world

World's beautiful sentence "but I love you"
World's painful sentence"I love you but"

Three reasons to give exam

1.You can spend 3 hours in meditation
2.You can complete your sleep....
3.You can see your teacher getting bored who always bores you