Sarcastic Wife

wife:Yesterday I saw a beautiful girl
husband:Then what happened?
wife:I just keep on admiring her,on and on......
husband:what happened then?

Clever Doctor

A doctor opened a clinic and wrote outside the clinic:"any treatment will cost rs 300 if you didn't get cure we will pay you 1000".
A clever man watch this and comes to doctor and told that"doctor I can't feel any taste on my tongue". So doctor asks the nurse to put few drops of medicine from box no 6 to the patients mouth.After that the man shouts "what the ****? its just a water". The doctor says"congratulations  your sense of taste is back

Why we make mistakes?

My mom asked me why you are making mistakes everything.I replied him "all the legends say we learn from mistakes so I'm making as much as possible.You don't worry mom soon I will be a genius

The one wish

A engineer having no child and a blind mother lives without a house prays to god,god agreed to grant him only one wish so,the engineer replied I want my mother to see my wife putting a diamond bangles in my daughter's hand on our new bungalow

If you are a engineer then read this

on a conference hall a question was kept before students of all departments, the question was
PROVE 2/10=2
The answer of various student is as follows
ART STUDENT:out of syllabus
COMMERCE STUDENT: I think the question is wrong
MEDICAL STUDENT:Its strange yaaa?it won't happen
ENGINEERING STUDENT: It's very easy
SOLUTION:
TWO/TEN=WO/EN(T/T IS CANCELLED)
FROM ENGLISH ALPHABETS WE KNOW (W=23rd LETTER)(O=15th LETTER)
(E=5th LETTER)(N=14 th LETTER)
SUB THE VALUES OF W,O,E,N
WE GET  23+15/5+14
38/19=2
HENCE PROVED
AGAIN ENGINEER ROCKZZ

Title of the book matters

SARDAR JI:do you know an author has sold ten million copies of his books in just two days
SANTA:what was so special in that book?
SARDAR JI:the title of that book was "AN IDEA CAN CHANGE YOUR WIFE"

Ultimate level of single

MATHS TEACHER:If you have 12 chocolates, if you give 5 to nancy 3 to sweety and 2 to naina what will you have
STUDENT:3 girlfriends

The problem of having many girlfriends

WIFE:How many girlfriends you have before marraige?
HUSBAND:(remains silent)
WIFE:What is the meaning of silent?
HUSBAND:Don't disturb me while counting

FULL FORM OF MATHS

QUESTION:What is full form of MATHS?
ANSWER:"MENTALLY AFFECTED TEACHERS HARASSING STUDENTS"

Which part?

A boy went a interview
INTERVIEWER:In which country you born?
BOY:INDIA
INTERVIEWER:Which part?
BOY:which part?????whole part of my body is born in India